The characters
1 The prison superintendent ( BOSS)
2 Aadu Avaran ( A convicted killer )
Central prison. The Boss's office. Enter aadu Avaran.
Boss
Hey, what do you want ? I have told you many times not to come here frequently.
Avaran
Sorry sir. The matter is urgent. What is your response to my petition?
Boss
I glanced through it. It is unrealistic, impractical and very risky.
Avaran
But sir, it is possible. Anything is possible in the Banana Republic of Kerala. Absurdity is the order rather than the exception.
BOSS
I have done too many favours to you already. Two smart phones,sim cards, liquor, special meals from top hotels delivered to your special cell...there is a limit.
Avaran
But you are handsomely paid regularly for your favours.
Boss
True.But things have changed. You know,the government has changed. Under the strongman Pinarayi, corruption won't be tolerated.
Avaran
Ha,ha,ha.This is the best joke of the year. Corruption has skyrocketed under Pinarayi. You know that, in this Banana Republic, anything goes, no matter who is in power. Besides,it's Pinarayi's party that transformed prisons into luxurious guest houses, with phones,Whatsapp, Facebook and other
facilities.
Boss
I know your problem. You are frustrated, unable to have sex with your six wives.You are well known for your sexual prowess, ie some kind of magical force that attracts women to you.
Avaran
Exactly. You have hit the nail on the head. I can forfeit food for a day,but having no sex daily drives me crazy. My wives are frustrated too. Kovai Rajammal, Kozhikode Subaida, Kochi Kochumol, Pala Pennamma,Poovarany Ponnamma,etc etc are on edge,and I fear they might try some Begalas to satisfy their burning desires !
Boss
Poor guy. Anyway, I have formulated a one -month package for you. But it will cost you dearly.
Avaran
Money is no problem.
Boss
It goes like this. Your dupe will replace you here.The fees for one day is Rs one lakh. The dupe must be paid Rs 10000 daily,seperately. Do you agree?
Avaran
Agreed,sir. I will transfer the money online.
Boss
No no. I don't trust online dealings. You must deliver the money in sacks, at my house. If you encounter any problems in counting such a huge amount, you may go to Maani sar,and borrow his counting machine, which is redundant since the UDF lost power.
I am sure kind-hearted Mani Sar will assist you.
Avaran
OK Boss. Agreed.
Boss
Then, make all the necessary arrangements.
Avaran
I shall leave no stone unturned in this matter.
Both of them join hands and shout:
Jai, the Banana Republic of Kerala
(CURTAIN)
1 The prison superintendent ( BOSS)
2 Aadu Avaran ( A convicted killer )
Central prison. The Boss's office. Enter aadu Avaran.
Boss
Hey, what do you want ? I have told you many times not to come here frequently.
Avaran
Sorry sir. The matter is urgent. What is your response to my petition?
Boss
I glanced through it. It is unrealistic, impractical and very risky.
Avaran
But sir, it is possible. Anything is possible in the Banana Republic of Kerala. Absurdity is the order rather than the exception.
BOSS
I have done too many favours to you already. Two smart phones,sim cards, liquor, special meals from top hotels delivered to your special cell...there is a limit.
Avaran
But you are handsomely paid regularly for your favours.
Boss
True.But things have changed. You know,the government has changed. Under the strongman Pinarayi, corruption won't be tolerated.
Avaran
Ha,ha,ha.This is the best joke of the year. Corruption has skyrocketed under Pinarayi. You know that, in this Banana Republic, anything goes, no matter who is in power. Besides,it's Pinarayi's party that transformed prisons into luxurious guest houses, with phones,Whatsapp, Facebook and other
Boss
I know your problem. You are frustrated, unable to have sex with your six wives.You are well known for your sexual prowess, ie some kind of magical force that attracts women to you.
Avaran
Exactly. You have hit the nail on the head. I can forfeit food for a day,but having no sex daily drives me crazy. My wives are frustrated too. Kovai Rajammal, Kozhikode Subaida, Kochi Kochumol, Pala Pennamma,Poovarany Ponnamma,etc etc are on edge,and I fear they might try some Begalas to satisfy their burning desires !
Boss
Poor guy. Anyway, I have formulated a one -month package for you. But it will cost you dearly.
Avaran
Money is no problem.
Boss
It goes like this. Your dupe will replace you here.The fees for one day is Rs one lakh. The dupe must be paid Rs 10000 daily,seperately. Do you agree?
Avaran
Agreed,sir. I will transfer the money online.
Boss
No no. I don't trust online dealings. You must deliver the money in sacks, at my house. If you encounter any problems in counting such a huge amount, you may go to Maani sar,and borrow his counting machine, which is redundant since the UDF lost power.
I am sure kind-hearted Mani Sar will assist you.
Avaran
OK Boss. Agreed.
Boss
Then, make all the necessary arrangements.
Avaran
I shall leave no stone unturned in this matter.
Both of them join hands and shout:
Jai, the Banana Republic of Kerala
(CURTAIN)
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