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OOPERATION ATM WINDFALLS (SHORT PLAY )

The characters

1 Russian   thief

2 Romanian   thief

3  Italian thief

A  resort  at Kovalam.The thieves are disussing  way  forward

Russian

Hey,it's one week since we checked in here. Our funds are fast drying up.Something  must be done quickly.Bartelli,what are your findings in your research?
   
Italian

My investigations reveal that Kerala is ideal for OPERATION ATM.Kerala is really a sitting duck for thieves, crooks and fraudsters, both local and international.The police have their hands full.

Romanian

I have noticed that early morning is

 ideal for our operation.

RUSSIAN

Why?

Romanian

Because this is a strange country.The country is deep asleep till  around 7 a.M.The country is at a standstill. It's a time when most people remain indoors, sipping tea or coffee,eating hot dosa,and above all,reading newspapers and watching TV.We shall execute
our plan between  6 a.M and  7 a.m

Italian

You are absolutely correct.Yesterday I observed the SBI ATM between 6 and 7, and only two customers visited.

RUSSIAN

That's  very positive news.

Romanian

What if we are caught?

Italian

No chance.Before the theft is uncovered,we will be out of the country.

Russian

Even if we are caught,nothing to worry. The law is skewed in favour of criminals.

Romanian

Don't  underestimate the Kerala Police.They are clever.

Italian

Maybe,but the law here is out-
dated and full of loopholes.Remember the case of the two Italian sailors who killed two Kerala fishermen.

Russian

You are correct. So, shall we embark on the operation tomorrow at Vellayambalam? 6 a.m ?

Romanian

Agreed.Inform  our friends in Mumbai.

Italian

They  are already waiting. Are the devices ready?

Russian

Everything OK.

Italian

Early to bed.

Romanian

Good night.

Russian

Good night

( CURTAIN)


Comments

  1. Kurian Mamalapurayidathil9 August 2016 at 09:46

    Correction : Operation, not ooperation
    Sorry for inconvenience

    ReplyDelete

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