URGENTLY REQUIRED : GOONDAS ( SATIRE)

      URGENTLY  REQUIRED : GOONDAS ( SATIRE )

  Kindy  Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Pvt Ltd ) invites  qualified and experienced goondas
to be deployed  by  the LDF  on  12 August  2013, to blockade  the State Secretariat
and to intimidate  the general  public. Interested goondas please report  for walk-in
interview  at  our offices  opposite  the Secretariat immediately.

QUALIFICATIONS  AND  EXPERIENCE

 *  B. A ( Bachelor  of Anarchy ) with Goondaism  and  Thuggery  as subsidiaries.

*  Candidates with  experience in the following  disciplines  will have preference.

*  Stone-pelting *  bomb making  *  car- smashing  *  arson *  masked  armed
    robbery * foul  language *  51-cut  head chopping *  assault *  battery

* Free  insurance and immediate treatment  for injuries ( chathavu  and odivu )
   available.

Applicants  with  criminal  records will have added  weightage.

Our  website : www goonda.com

Walk in directly  at :

Kindi  Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Pvt Ltd )
2, Lathicharge Avenue
Corner of  Water  Cannon  and  Teargaskonam  streets
Thattippupuram
Thattippudesh
471001.

N.B. For  further  details, read our previous  advertisements.