GRAND EXCHANGE FESTIVAL ( SATIRE )

                                       GRAND  EXCHANGE FESTIVAL  ( SATIRE )


Due  to the skyrocketing  prices of onions and rotten eggs, Kindi  Chor's  Goonda Services
( Pvt Ltd )  is launching  a Grand Exchange  Mela  tomorrow ,in our premises  opposite
 Secretariat, Thattippupuram. All  are  welcome.

ITEMS   FOR  EXCHANGE

1 rotten  egg                                1 onion
5 rotten  tomatoes                        1 onion
10 rotten  bananas                        1 onion
4 rotten cabbages                         1 onion
5 rotten  apples                             1 onion
1  US dollar                                  1 onion

AGITATOR'S  KINDI  KIT

This  attractive package, very popular with agitators, is available  at  50% discount.
The package includes  10 rotten eggs, 100  stones, 10 black flags, 2 Oommen Chandy/
Saritha  T shirts, and above all, 2 Kindi ( kundi? )  pads to soften lathi adi.

BESTSELLERS  BY  OUR  FOUNDER DR KINDI  CHOR

The bestsellers  by our  founder  and Managing  Director, Dr Kindi  Chor  M.F ( Master
 of Fraud/Forgery ) MG ( Master  of Goondaism ) ML  ( Master of Lies )  are available
at  50 %  discount.

1.  Thattippu   Sastra    (   25th  edition )                           Rs  1000-00

2   A  Beginner's  Handbook  of  Fraud                             Rs   550-00

3   1001  Fraud   Mehods                                                   Rs   650-00

4   A   Comparative  Study  of  Marxism and
                                          Goondaism                               Rs   750-00

5   Women's  Role in  Fraud                                              Rs  600-00

6   Fraud  in the Digital  Age                                            Rs   700-00

7  Kerala, a  Fraudster's  Paradise                                     Rs   550-00

8  A  Short  History  of Thattippu  in  Thattippudesh       Rs   650-00

9  Inspirational  Thoughts  of  Dr  Kindi  Chor                 Rs   900-00

10  Ente  Thattippu  Smaranakal   ( autobiography)         Rs  1200-00

COMPETITIONS

In connection with the  Exchange  Mela, there will be  competitions  in the
following  items.

1.  Rotten egg  throwing 

2   Black  flag   display

3   Stone  throwing

4   Foul  language   ( pulicha  theri )

5   Kolam  burning

Our  website : www goonda.com. Competitors may  register online.

Kindi Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Pvt Ltd )
2, Lathicharge  Avenue
Corner  of  Water Cannon  and  Teragaskonam  Streets,
Thattippupuram  1
Thattippudesh.