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LETTERS FOR SALE ( SATIRE)


we  are very  delighted  to inform the general  public  that our
new  venture, ANONYMOUS  ENTERPRISES (PVT) LTD
was  opened in our new buildings  at  No.13, Kozha  Road,
Pala,on  1st  April, 2015.

 * All types of letters, aimed at tarnishing the images of opponents,
political or otherwise, are forged in our shop, as per order.

 * All  types  of  qualifications, including PhD, M.A, M.Sc,B.Ed
etc are also forged by us according to order, on payment of the
prescribed  'kozha' or fees.

 *  All types of payment  of 'kozha' ( bribe),in Government offices
 are undertaken by us. Avoid  the queue  and  waste of time by
entrusting  your  kozha  with us.Special   packages  for senior
citizens.

 *  All types of  clandestine  audio/video  recordings  are undertaken,to  tarnish  the image of opponents.

 * Facilities  for settling old or new scores  are available 24/7
using our reputed,well-trained ,professionally  qualified Goondas.
Ask  for  free quotations.

 MIMICRY  ARTISTS  REQUIRED

 Walk-in -interview   for  mimicry   artists  who excel in mimicking
political  leaders for  production of  forged CDs. Attractive salary
packages.

 Contact  us at :

 anonymous@forgery.com

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