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PUNCTURES AND BLACK FLAGS (OPINION)

Kerala is a mysterious country, with many mysterious things happening daily. The credibility of Kerala has recently been punctured by two punctures in which two prominent leaders were involved, and thank God, both of them narrowly and miraculously escaped unhurt. First it was P.Jayarajan's Ambulance that veered off the road due to tyre puncture. The irony is ridiculous. An ambulance is supposed to be the safest vehicle, rushing to save the life of the patient in it, but the authorities don't have the patience to check the roadworthiness of the ambulance. Worse yet,the driver was inexperienced. He had not driven beyond the borders of Malappuram District. The incident leaves many questions unanswered. I don't know the traffic rules in Kerala regarding the roadworthiness of tyres. It seems a driver is allowed to drive using worn out tyres until they burst! Yesterday, Oommen Chandy narrowly escaped injury when his car tyre burst near Ettumanoor. Does this mean that VIP car

Politics in the Banana Republic of Kerala (Drama)

The characters 1. KUNJAN ( a former rubber tapper) 2. Ammini (his wife) Kunjan is reading a newspaper, sipping black coffee. Ammini What is the news? Kunjan Election fever is mounting parallel to the summer heat. But I am losing interest. Ammini Why, Chetta? Kunjan Of late, I have become very disillusioned with BBR politics. We, the ordinary people are taken for a ride by all political parties and Alliances. All are hypocrites and opportunists. Ammini What prompted your about -turn? Kunjan I have realized that nothing is going to change here in the Banana Republic. Things might get worse.(pointing to an empty gas cylinder).. Look,we haven't had gas for two weeks now. The water tap is dry. The rubber price is rubbish. I don't think I will be employed again. Ammini Chetta, you are absolutely correct. We, the ordinary people live in a Fool's paradise, hoping endlessly for good new days, which will never materialize. KUNJAN At least now, I

Homecoming -2

On 17 December 2015, I became a homeless person.It was the day of our departure for India for our Christmas vacation. I became homeless because I sold my house,27,Buiten Street,Delareyville,where we had lived since 15 February, 2004.I handed over the keys to  the new owner, a noble Afrikaaner lady.By a strange coincidence, I had bought the house from a noble Afrikanner lady. House -shifting is a difficult task for me.It's so difficult that if someone offered me a huge mansion freely,I would politely decline the offer simply because of the back-breaking  task of shifting. Delareyville isn't a posh town.This is a town of the common people. No big buildings, no billionaires, no posh cars, nothing of that sort. Just ordinary people leading simple lives. Ordinary workers,government servants,farmers, teachers etc.There's a sense of equality everywhere. One positive thing about Delareyville is that there's no development in the area, and nobody is complaining about it.

ALPHABETICAL LIST OF NEW POLITICAL PARTIES (SATIRE)

The following is the list of newly registered political parties registered in Kerala for the 2016 elections. APK.     Alliance Party of Kerala BPK.  Bipartisan Party of Kerala CPK.  Conservative Party of Kerala DPK.  Democratic Party of Kerala EPK. Environmental Party of Kerala FPK.Forward Party of Kerala GPK.  Gentlemen's Party of Kerala HPK.  Harvest Party of Kerala IPK. Idiots Party of Kerala JPK.  Jokers Party of Kerala KPP. Kerala People's Party LPP. Leftist Party of Kerala MPK.Minority party of Kerala NGPK. New Generation Party of Kerala OPK.  OPportunist Party of Kerala PPK.  People's Party of Kerala QPK.  Queen's Party of Kerala RPK.Revolutionary  Party of Kerala SPK.  Socialist Party of Kerala TDPK.  True Democratic Party of Kerala UPK.  United Party of Kerala VPK. Volunteers Party of Kerala WPK.  Workers Party of Kerala XPK.  Xenophobic Party of Kerala YPK. Youngsters Party of Kerala ZPK  Zionist Party of Kerala NB :The list will

POLITICS IN THE BANANA REPUBLIC (DRAMA)

Politics in the BBR The characters 1.Kunjan (40)  A former rubber tapper 2. Ammini (35)   his wife                  Scene 1 In front of  Kunjan's  small house. Ammini sweeping the yard. Enter Kunjan           Ammini Oh,at last you have arrived. I thought you were lost for ever. Where were you during the past three weeks?   Kunjan I shall explain everything. Give me some black coffee. Ammini Where were you? Kunjan I was busy with some marches or yathras of political parties. You know,  since I lost my job, I am a poor, free man. That's why I joined many yathras, one after the other. The yathras of Congress, CPM, League, Bjp etc.       Ammini So you don't have permanent allegiance to any party?      Kunjan I am a supporter of the LDF, but joined the marches of other parties just for sustenance or 'vayattill pizhappu '.I mean the money, the food and drinks. Ammini I don't know why they always march from Kasargode to Tvm.Why not in t

RESCUE MISSION 2101 "(Drama)

 This play is set in Kerala on 2101. The characters : 1. The CM (Chief Minister) 2. The Accuser ( leader of the opposition) Large crowds  SCENE 1 An all -party conference attended by people from all walks of life. the CM addresses the gathering. CM Friends, lovers and all Malayalees, I have convened this meeting to discuss a grave matter of great urgency, a matter that needs to be handled above party lines, and matter that can be solved only with the united effort of all the people. ACCUSER Don't beat about the bush.Come straight to the point. CM I have bad news for you. An asteroid, 50 km long, is shooting towards earth at breakneck speed, and is scheduled to hit the earth on 15 March 2101. Beware the Ides of March. Our technology is not advanced enough to intercept and destroy the asteroid, which is called Malvolio XX. The existence of our beloved planet Earth is at stake. Only ten days are left. Accuser (laughing wildly) This is the best joke of 2101!Utter nonse

THE FATE OF SPLINTER PARTIES

Some people make a mockery of India's democratic system in two ways.First, by contesting elections just for fun.Second, by forming one's own party,like setting up a 'thattukada'. History is witness to the rejection of the both types of mockery.I am not sure whether a thattukada is licensed or whether the food served there is hygienic and healthy. But those shops those shops are allowed to function because it's the 'vayttil pizhappu' of the shop owners and workers. Similarly, the existence of splinter parties is generally tolerated on the basis of "vayttil pizhappu ' or a hand -to -mouth existence.  Anyway, the writing on the political wall in Kerala is clear ;splinter parties are unwanted babies.The breakup of the Kerala Congress Secular is the best example. Neither the UDF nor the Left is going to lay the red carpet for the Secular 'aya Rams and Gaya Rams '. Splinter parties are formed on the basis of personality cult,arrogance and a f

Is Kerala a Banana Republic? (OPINION)

A Banana Republic is a country where anybody can do anything, unchallenged and unquestioned, and get away with anything, or in other words, things are upside down. No wonder that Sudheeran's dais collapsed. it's a sign of the times. It's ungrateful to brand one's own state as a Banana Republic, but there's no choice but to swallow the bitter pill,or the bitter truth. First, a fraudster is calling the shots in Kerala.The gutter channels have elevated her to the moral high ground,and her lies are quoted and analysed as 'veda vakyam'.The political fortunes of leaders hang in the balance according to the whims and fancies of Saritha. In a Non-Banana Republic, Saritha would have been jailed for a long prison term,but in Kerala, she is the First Lady. Don't call me a traitor when I reiterate that Kerala is a Banana Republic. This is because the overwhelming evidence strengthens my argument. We have judges who don't know the ABC of the law. We have poli