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1. Sariga Nair (35) A fraudster and blackmailer
2. UDF Campaign Manager
3. LDF REP.
4. A large contingent of media persons
SCENE 1
UDF CENTRAL ELECTION OFFICE. IT'S 15 MAY.
A lot of people are present. A lot of activity. A phone
rings. The campaign Manager takes the phone.
Sariga
Hello, this is Sariga Nair.
Manager
Hello, how can I help you?
Sariga
The matter is very confidential. I am going to release the CDS, pendrives, CDs, etc etc to the media today.
Manager
Which CDs are you talking about? Come straight to the point. We are racing against time.
Sariga
I mean, the CDs implicating Oommen Chandy, his ministers, MPs, MLA etc etc who had sex with me.
Manager
Hey, woman, don't waste my time.
Sariga
If I release the CDS, it's going to affect your results. Just pay one crore Rupees, and I shall cancel the release.
Manager
Bh. .bh. .phoo ( spits angrily ) go and release your f...ing CDs wherever you want. Who cares for your
Pendrives or pencildrives?
Sariga
Think wisely. This is going to wipe UDF out. Just
pay 50 lakhs, and settle the matter.
Manager
Shut up, bitch. ( cuts the line angrily )
CURTAIN
SCENE 2
A red -faced Sariga in her palatial home, alone. Walks to and fro, enraged.
So the UDF has humiliated me.
I will teach Oommen Chandy and others,
A bitter lesson, I will unleash a tsunami,
That will shake the very foundation,
Of the UDF, and uproot them totally,
And throw them into the Arabian sea,
Where they will rot like seaweeds,
The whole of Kerala, yea the electorate,
Will rise against Oommen Chandy,
After watching these CDs, made by expert dupes
And master technicians, containing graphic sex,
With UDF ministers, MPs and others,
Thus turning the tide against them,
And win the votes of women,
Against the shameless womanisers.
I am the kingmaker of Kerala,
And I will get crores of rupees,
And get a coveted post,
Eg, Chairperson of Vanitha Commission,
Or any other post, of Cabinet rank,
Or get nominated to the Rajya Sabha
I will shine as
queen in this Banana Republic
Oh,the time is too short.
I must meet the media, right now.
( Sariga comes out)
The large crowd of media persons jostle to get a glimpse of Sariga.
Sariga
I am going to release the CDS and pen drives as promised. No questions please.
( she holds the CDs high )
I shall allow only one question.
A media Rep.
Oommen Chandy is always surrounded by a lot of supporters, always, even in Cliff House. He sleeps only for two or three hours. So how is it possible that he had had sex with you ?
Sariga
If there's a will,there's a way.You will see everything in the CDs.
( enter LDF REP. running. He calls Sariga aside, and whispers)
Please, Sariga, don't release the CDS. We have got expert advice that the release of the CDs will boomerang against us. There will be a backlash. The people don't believe you anymore. So destroy the stuff.
Sariga collapses into the arms of the LDF REP.
CURTAIN
1. Sariga Nair (35) A fraudster and blackmailer
2. UDF Campaign Manager
3. LDF REP.
4. A large contingent of media persons
SCENE 1
UDF CENTRAL ELECTION OFFICE. IT'S 15 MAY.
A lot of people are present. A lot of activity. A phone
rings. The campaign Manager takes the phone.
Sariga
Hello, this is Sariga Nair.
Manager
Hello, how can I help you?
Sariga
The matter is very confidential. I am going to release the CDS, pendrives, CDs, etc etc to the media today.
Manager
Which CDs are you talking about? Come straight to the point. We are racing against time.
Sariga
I mean, the CDs implicating Oommen Chandy, his ministers, MPs, MLA etc etc who had sex with me.
Manager
Hey, woman, don't waste my time.
Sariga
If I release the CDS, it's going to affect your results. Just pay one crore Rupees, and I shall cancel the release.
Manager
Bh. .bh. .phoo ( spits angrily ) go and release your f...ing CDs wherever you want. Who cares for your
Pendrives or pencildrives?
Sariga
Think wisely. This is going to wipe UDF out. Just
pay 50 lakhs, and settle the matter.
Manager
Shut up, bitch. ( cuts the line angrily )
CURTAIN
SCENE 2
A red -faced Sariga in her palatial home, alone. Walks to and fro, enraged.
So the UDF has humiliated me.
I will teach Oommen Chandy and others,
A bitter lesson, I will unleash a tsunami,
That will shake the very foundation,
Of the UDF, and uproot them totally,
And throw them into the Arabian sea,
Where they will rot like seaweeds,
The whole of Kerala, yea the electorate,
Will rise against Oommen Chandy,
After watching these CDs, made by expert dupes
And master technicians, containing graphic sex,
With UDF ministers, MPs and others,
Thus turning the tide against them,
And win the votes of women,
Against the shameless womanisers.
I am the kingmaker of Kerala,
And I will get crores of rupees,
And get a coveted post,
Eg, Chairperson of Vanitha Commission,
Or any other post, of Cabinet rank,
Or get nominated to the Rajya Sabha
I will shine as
queen in this Banana Republic
Oh,the time is too short.
I must meet the media, right now.
( Sariga comes out)
The large crowd of media persons jostle to get a glimpse of Sariga.
Sariga
I am going to release the CDS and pen drives as promised. No questions please.
( she holds the CDs high )
I shall allow only one question.
A media Rep.
Oommen Chandy is always surrounded by a lot of supporters, always, even in Cliff House. He sleeps only for two or three hours. So how is it possible that he had had sex with you ?
Sariga
If there's a will,there's a way.You will see everything in the CDs.
( enter LDF REP. running. He calls Sariga aside, and whispers)
Please, Sariga, don't release the CDS. We have got expert advice that the release of the CDs will boomerang against us. There will be a backlash. The people don't believe you anymore. So destroy the stuff.
Sariga collapses into the arms of the LDF REP.
CURTAIN
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