Excerpts from the keynote address delivered by Honourable Dr Kindy Chor,
founder and Rector of Kindy Chor's Academy of Thieves , on the occasion
of the first graduation ceremony of the new graduates in the various disciplines
such as B.F ( Bachelor of Fraud ), BGS ( Bachelor of Gold Smuggling ), BB
( Bachelor of Blackmail ) etc
( A big hall , overflowing with people. Distinguished guests are already seated
on the stage. Enter Dr Kindi Chor, waving to the crowds. All rise, as a sign of
respect. Dr Kindi Chor indicates to the people to sit down .)
Dr Chor
Distinguished guests, parents, students, thieves, fraudsters, ladies and gentlemen,
It's with immense satisfaction and sky-high pride that I stand in front of
this august gathering today, at the solemn occasion of the graduation of
the first batch of students who have outstandingly passed the prestigious
courses , BGS, BF, BB etc. This is a glorious occasion for our movement, for
our institution, for our philosophy , and for the spectacular achievements that
we have fulfilled in the current year. I wish to use this opportunity to
thank you all for your selfless contributions that have catapulted our movement
to previously unconquered heights. Today, we are a source of inspiration
for thieves and fraudsters world-wide, even eclipsing the Nigerians.
( loud applause )
2014 is a year that is going to be inscribed in golden letters in the history
of Thattippu Nadu ( Fraudstan ), previously known as Kerala. At this juncture
when we have four months left, we have achieved our initial target of 250%
growth in the fraud and theft industry. Judging by the current trends, we are
in a comfortable position to reset our target to 350 % in our spheres of activity.
The reasons for the phenomenal growth in our industry can be attributed to
the following factors ( a) The peoples' increasing gullibility ( b) big holes in the
Criminal-justice system ( c) loyal elements in the police and in the Civil Service
( d) the professionalism and commitment of our young recruits.
( applause )
It's worthwhile to mention the fields where our young people have excelled
above expectations are : Gold Smuggling, Drug Smuggling and distribution,
Money chain fraud, Flat Fraud, and above all,the newly blooming, lucrative
Blackmail Thattippu. Our youngsters have gone an extra mile in the most lucrative
Blue Blackmail, an offshoot of general blackmail. Gold smuggling has reached
incredible heights, where most unimaginable and intelligent methods have been
researched and perfected by our young recruits. I congratulate our students,
present and past, who have toiled to invent new methods of gold smuggling.
Equally commendable are the achievements of our drug smugglers and distributors. Thanks to their efforts , even primary school children have easy
access to drugs throughout Thattippu Nadu. Jai Thattippu Nadu
( loud applause )
The role of women in our achievements cannot be overemphasised. Ours is
a movement that is founded on the principle of gender equality. The writing
on the wall underscores the heroic role that women are playing in our activities.
You have stunned the society by your bold entry into the arena of Goondaism,
fraud, theft, and smuggling. Now our Goondis steal the limelight in the media,
giving interviews, taking part in debates, and their 'likes' on the social media
surpass that of popular female film stars. Even their fake profiles yield thousand
of 'likes'. I have no words to express my admiration for our young Goondis....
I am greatly indebted to the media for the wide coverage for our activists,
particularly for the priority you have given to our young Goondis. Thanks to
your contribution, more and more girls are attracted to the noble professions
of Goondaism and blackmail.
As a token of appreciation for the achievements of our young men and women,
I declare the institution of Kindi Awards for the best thief, best fraudster,
best blackmailer etc etc , at the Annual Goonda Awards, which will be held
on 31 December , 2014. All are cordially invited in advance for the gala event..
( deafening applause )
founder and Rector of Kindy Chor's Academy of Thieves , on the occasion
of the first graduation ceremony of the new graduates in the various disciplines
such as B.F ( Bachelor of Fraud ), BGS ( Bachelor of Gold Smuggling ), BB
( Bachelor of Blackmail ) etc
( A big hall , overflowing with people. Distinguished guests are already seated
on the stage. Enter Dr Kindi Chor, waving to the crowds. All rise, as a sign of
respect. Dr Kindi Chor indicates to the people to sit down .)
Dr Chor
Distinguished guests, parents, students, thieves, fraudsters, ladies and gentlemen,
It's with immense satisfaction and sky-high pride that I stand in front of
this august gathering today, at the solemn occasion of the graduation of
the first batch of students who have outstandingly passed the prestigious
courses , BGS, BF, BB etc. This is a glorious occasion for our movement, for
our institution, for our philosophy , and for the spectacular achievements that
we have fulfilled in the current year. I wish to use this opportunity to
thank you all for your selfless contributions that have catapulted our movement
to previously unconquered heights. Today, we are a source of inspiration
for thieves and fraudsters world-wide, even eclipsing the Nigerians.
( loud applause )
2014 is a year that is going to be inscribed in golden letters in the history
of Thattippu Nadu ( Fraudstan ), previously known as Kerala. At this juncture
when we have four months left, we have achieved our initial target of 250%
growth in the fraud and theft industry. Judging by the current trends, we are
in a comfortable position to reset our target to 350 % in our spheres of activity.
The reasons for the phenomenal growth in our industry can be attributed to
the following factors ( a) The peoples' increasing gullibility ( b) big holes in the
Criminal-justice system ( c) loyal elements in the police and in the Civil Service
( d) the professionalism and commitment of our young recruits.
( applause )
It's worthwhile to mention the fields where our young people have excelled
above expectations are : Gold Smuggling, Drug Smuggling and distribution,
Money chain fraud, Flat Fraud, and above all,the newly blooming, lucrative
Blackmail Thattippu. Our youngsters have gone an extra mile in the most lucrative
Blue Blackmail, an offshoot of general blackmail. Gold smuggling has reached
incredible heights, where most unimaginable and intelligent methods have been
researched and perfected by our young recruits. I congratulate our students,
present and past, who have toiled to invent new methods of gold smuggling.
Equally commendable are the achievements of our drug smugglers and distributors. Thanks to their efforts , even primary school children have easy
access to drugs throughout Thattippu Nadu. Jai Thattippu Nadu
( loud applause )
The role of women in our achievements cannot be overemphasised. Ours is
a movement that is founded on the principle of gender equality. The writing
on the wall underscores the heroic role that women are playing in our activities.
You have stunned the society by your bold entry into the arena of Goondaism,
fraud, theft, and smuggling. Now our Goondis steal the limelight in the media,
giving interviews, taking part in debates, and their 'likes' on the social media
surpass that of popular female film stars. Even their fake profiles yield thousand
of 'likes'. I have no words to express my admiration for our young Goondis....
I am greatly indebted to the media for the wide coverage for our activists,
particularly for the priority you have given to our young Goondis. Thanks to
your contribution, more and more girls are attracted to the noble professions
As a token of appreciation for the achievements of our young men and women,
I declare the institution of Kindi Awards for the best thief, best fraudster,
best blackmailer etc etc , at the Annual Goonda Awards, which will be held
on 31 December , 2014. All are cordially invited in advance for the gala event..
( deafening applause )
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