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ALPHABETICAL LIST OF NEW POLITICAL PARTIES (SATIRE)

The following is the list of newly registered political parties registered in Kerala for the 2016 elections.
APK.     Alliance Party of Kerala
BPK.  Bipartisan Party of Kerala
CPK.  Conservative Party of Kerala
DPK.  Democratic Party of Kerala
EPK. Environmental Party of Kerala
FPK.Forward Party of Kerala
GPK.  Gentlemen's Party of Kerala

HPK.  Harvest Party of Kerala
IPK. Idiots Party of Kerala
JPK.  Jokers Party of Kerala
KPP. Kerala People's Party
LPP. Leftist Party of Kerala
MPK.Minority party of Kerala
NGPK. New Generation Party of Kerala
OPK.  OPportunist Party of Kerala
PPK.  People's Party of Kerala
QPK.  Queen's Party of Kerala
RPK.Revolutionary  Party of Kerala
SPK.  Socialist Party of Kerala
TDPK.  True Democratic Party of Kerala
UPK.  United Party of Kerala
VPK. Volunteers Party of Kerala
WPK.  Workers Party of Kerala
XPK.  Xenophobic Party of Kerala
YPK. Youngsters Party of Kerala
ZPK  Zionist Party of Kerala

NB :The list will be updated weekly.

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