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SEATS FOR SALE Kindi Chor's Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd) proudly announces our company's triumphant entry into the lucrative business of political horse trading, wholesale and retail. We are the authorized agents for the sale of seats for the forthcoming elections in Thattippu Nadu (TN),ranging from Parliamentary seats to Panchayat seats. We are a rip off company selling seats to aspirants regardless of religion, caste, language, ethnicity, ideology, gender etc. We believe strictly in cash, in containers or in trucks. CONDITIONS Applicants don't need any previous experience in politics, but excellent track record in the the following disciplines will give a competitive edge : Murder, rape, gangsterism, Goondaism, smuggling, fraud, racketeering, hijacking, misappropriation of public funds, nepotism, human trafficking, counterfeiting, theft etc etc will be an extra advantage. * P oliticians with registered skins ( tholikkatti)...

It has been a long time since I have had any conversation with Appu,my cat and Ram, the yellow weaver bird. Of late, Appu has become very lazy,due to the early cold signs of Winter, even though Winter is far away. I'm not in talking terms with Ram because he has wasted 7 months building nests, only to dismantle them one by one. I don't know why he has toiled for 7 months. Now he has come full circle, ie he has started a nest where he began in August last year. Most probably, he'll migrate after dismantling the present one. In the past two months,North West Province has been blessed with unpreceded, abundant rains. In February, 300 mm rain fell here in 4 days. There are high expectations of a bumper harvest this year, which will be positive for the country's economy. At noon, I sat with Appu and Ram, in my vegetable garden.The heavy rains have transformed the garden into a centre of wild growth of tomatoes, beans, okra,pumpkin, chilies etc.The to...

KINDI CHOR'S ACADEMY FOR THIEVES AND THUGS ( Recognised by Thattippu Nadu Government ) Applications are invited from eligible young Goondas and Goondies aged between 18 and 25 years , for admission to our newly-starting Degree Course ,Bachelor of Thieving and Thuggery,(BTT),a three-year course in the above-mentioned arts, which is designed to produce professionally qualified young thugs, who will be a thorn in the flesh of the general public. Kindi Chor's Academy is situated at our sprawling campus at Vagamon,on a 1000 acre estate,stolen from the government. We provide free education to young Goondas and Goondies who excel in their art. THE POINT SYSTEM In line with the philosophy of our founder, Dr Kindi Chor, our students are the cream of the best in the country, and to ensure fool-proof selection, we work on a system of credits/ points accrued due to past activities. An applicant should have a minimum of 50 points to qualify to appl...

KINDI CHOR'S GOONDA SERVICES LTD AUTHORISED QUOTATION KILLERS,FRAUDSTERS,SMUGGLERS,COUNTERFEITERS,HUMAN TRAFFICKERS,DRUG PEDDLERS ETC ( RECOGNISED BY THATTUPPU NADU GOVERNMENT ) REG.NO. GUND/TN/0001/ 2014 APPLICATION FOR QUOTATION KILLING SECTION A : APPLICANT'S DETAILS 1. Name in full ........................ 2. ID or passport Number .............. 3. Date of birth ....................... 4. place of birth ...................... 5. Citizenship ......................... 6. Residential address................... ( attach proof of residence ) 7. Postal address........................ 8. email address ........................... 9 Home Phone Number........................ 10 Mobile Number.............................. 11 Fax Number................................ 12 Language Preference....................... 13 Religion................................... 14 Marital status........................... 15 Criminal record,i...

                                                     ADVERTISEMENT Kindy  Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Ltd ) ,(  Recognised  by  Thattippu Nadu  Government ) proudly announce   our  entry into the field  of  Super Luxury  Guest House  Services ( formerly  known as jails ) with  attractive, user-friendly  products  and  services. We  are proud patrons of all types of scum on earth; eg  murderers, gangsters, rapists, mafias, goondas, armed  robbers, fraudsters, human traffickers, drug smugglers etc  etc,  herafter  called Distinguished  Guests  ( DGs). *   Our   servi...

15 November 2013/  12 January   2014 Remembering   Vilakkumadom  ( Written in connection  with the  Platinum  Jubilee  Celebrations of my  school, St.Joseph's  High  School, Vilakkumadom ) Today is a nice day in Delareyville due to light rains  reducing the scorching heat of the past two weeks. Yesterday's 37 degree C has been drastically  lowered to a comfortable 27 degree C, thanks to the rains, and much more is expected in the coming days. Abundant  rainfall is crucial to this region and also for the  country because this is a maize-producing area, where the farmers produce enough maize for local consumption and for export. I was very  delighted to hear that my  former school , St. Joseph's High School, Vilakkumadom,is celebrating its platinum  Jubilee in January, 2014.My memories  flew back to 1963-64,when I was in Standard 10, and had the opportunity  to ...

The   Age  of  Scandals  ( Satire ) In the year 2030, Thattippu  Nadu  (  formerly  known as Kerala ) was ruled by the  CDF ( Corrupt Democratic Front )  and  the  ODF  ( Outdated  Democratic Front )  sat in the Opposition. It  is a falsehood  to say that the ODF sat in the Opposition, because ,in fact, they usually  stood in the assembly in  protest, or walked out. The Chief  Minister of that period was Mr Chacko  Thommen, and it was the third year of his stewardship  of Thattippu Nadu. Power  changed hands between the two Fronts  every five years because the people became bored and disillusioned with the incumbents and threw them out. But the misery, insecurity and hardships of the' am admi ' continued  regardless of whoever was in power. Actually  power was in the hands of Goondas, Mafias and lobbies, who were a law unto themselves, and ...