KINDI CHOR'S ACADEMY FOR THIEVES AND THUGS
( Recognised by Thattippu Nadu Government )
Applications are invited from eligible young
Goondas and Goondies aged between 18 and 25
years , for admission to our newly-starting
Degree Course ,Bachelor of Thieving and Thuggery,(BTT),a three-year course in the
above-mentioned arts, which is designed to
produce professionally qualified young thugs,
who will be a thorn in the flesh of the general public.
Kindi Chor's Academy is situated at our sprawling campus at Vagamon,on a 1000 acre
estate,stolen from the government. We provide
free education to young Goondas and Goondies
who excel in their art.
THE POINT SYSTEM
In line with the philosophy of our founder,
Dr Kindi Chor, our students are the cream of
the best in the country, and to ensure fool-proof selection, we work on a system of
credits/ points accrued due to past activities. An applicant should have a minimum
of 50 points to qualify to apply. Examples
are given below:
1 Murder 25 points
2. Manslaughter 15
3. Womanslaughter 10
4 Rape 8
5 Armed Robbery 5
6 Hijacking 5
7 Burglary 4
8 Smuggling 3
9 Assault 3
10 camera tricks 2
12 Poovalans 2
13 Verbal Abuse 1
14 Petty theft 1
15 Cyber harassment 1
( See our catalogue for full details)
APPLICATION FORM
( PLEASE ATTACH 4 PASSPORT SIZE PHOTOS)
SECTION A
Name of applicant ......................
Age ....................................
ID Number .................................
Father's name, if any .....................
Postal address .............................
Crime record ..............................
( attach full details )
Total points earned .......................
Imprisonment, if any ..........................
Number of years/months/ days imprisoned ....
Number of Mobile phones used in prison......
Number of courtesy visits by prominent goondas/ smugglers etc.......
Special facilities enjoyed in prison.....
(eg kalam biriyani )
Political sponsors, if any...........
Experience in stone-throwing, rotten-egg
throwing, black flag display etc........
( attach full details)
Membership of any violent organization.....
Fees payable ..Rs 2.5 lakhs ( not refundable)
SECTION B RECOMMENDATION( BY REPUTED
GOONDAS, GANGSTERS ETC)
Name and designation...............
How long have you known the applicant?
Your overall assessment of the potential
of the applicant:
A outstanding B Excellent C good D not suitable
If the answer is positive, why do you think
that the applicant is a promising thug ?
( attach a motivation essay of no less than
1000 words.)
DECLARATION
I hereby declare that the applicant is well
known to me and that I strongly recommend him/her for admission to BTT course at Kindi
Chor's Academy. The information provided in this application is true to the best of my
knowledge.
( signed )
SECTION C ( FOR OFFICE USE ONLY )
Application successful/ unsuccessful
Signed on behalf of
Kindi Chor's Academy for Thieves and Thugs.
( Recognised by Thattippu Nadu Government )
Applications are invited from eligible young
Goondas and Goondies aged between 18 and 25
years , for admission to our newly-starting
Degree Course ,Bachelor of Thieving and Thuggery,(BTT),a three-year course in the
above-mentioned arts, which is designed to
produce professionally qualified young thugs,
who will be a thorn in the flesh of the general public.
Kindi Chor's Academy is situated at our sprawling campus at Vagamon,on a 1000 acre
estate,stolen from the government. We provide
free education to young Goondas and Goondies
who excel in their art.
THE POINT SYSTEM
In line with the philosophy of our founder,
Dr Kindi Chor, our students are the cream of
the best in the country, and to ensure fool-proof selection, we work on a system of
credits/ points accrued due to past activities. An applicant should have a minimum
of 50 points to qualify to apply. Examples
are given below:
1 Murder 25 points
2. Manslaughter 15
3. Womanslaughter 10
4 Rape 8
5 Armed Robbery 5
6 Hijacking 5
7 Burglary 4
8 Smuggling 3
9 Assault 3
10 camera tricks 2
12 Poovalans 2
13 Verbal Abuse 1
14 Petty theft 1
15 Cyber harassment 1
( See our catalogue for full details)
APPLICATION FORM
( PLEASE ATTACH 4 PASSPORT SIZE PHOTOS)
SECTION A
Name of applicant ......................
Age ....................................
ID Number .................................
Father's name, if any .....................
Postal address .............................
Crime record ..............................
( attach full details )
Total points earned .......................
Imprisonment, if any ..........................
Number of years/months/ days imprisoned ....
Number of Mobile phones used in prison......
Number of courtesy visits by prominent goondas/ smugglers etc.......
Special facilities enjoyed in prison.....
(eg kalam biriyani )
Political sponsors, if any...........
Experience in stone-throwing, rotten-egg
throwing, black flag display etc........
( attach full details)
Membership of any violent organization.....
Fees payable ..Rs 2.5 lakhs ( not refundable)
SECTION B RECOMMENDATION( BY REPUTED
GOONDAS, GANGSTERS ETC)
Name and designation...............
How long have you known the applicant?
Your overall assessment of the potential
of the applicant:
A outstanding B Excellent C good D not suitable
If the answer is positive, why do you think
that the applicant is a promising thug ?
( attach a motivation essay of no less than
1000 words.)
DECLARATION
I hereby declare that the applicant is well
known to me and that I strongly recommend him/her for admission to BTT course at Kindi
Chor's Academy. The information provided in this application is true to the best of my
knowledge.
( signed )
SECTION C ( FOR OFFICE USE ONLY )
Application successful/ unsuccessful
Signed on behalf of
Kindi Chor's Academy for Thieves and Thugs.
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