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Kindy Chor's Goonda Services ( Ltd ) ,( Recognised by Thattippu Nadu Government ) proudly
announce our entry into the field of Super Luxury Guest House Services ( formerly known as
jails ) with attractive, user-friendly products and services.
We are proud patrons of all types of scum on earth; eg murderers, gangsters, rapists, mafias, goondas, armed robbers, fraudsters, human traffickers, drug smugglers etc etc, herafter called
Distinguished Guests ( DGs).
* Our services include the following :
* The supply of smart phones, drugs, liquor and various electronic gadgets to DGs
* We provide 24 hr services of national and international prostitutes for the entertainment
of our DGs.
* We provide the DGs with free medical aid, legal assistance and Insurance
BESIDES,
* We undertake all sorts of quotation killings, rape, assault, battery ( not of the car ),blackmail,
fraud, armed robbery, burglary etc etc.
* Kindi Chor's Academy offers graduate courses for young Goondas and Goondies in
the above-mentioned disciplines.
* Youngsters are cordially invited to join Kindy's Youth Movement ( KYM), the brain-child
of our founder and director, Dr Kindi Chor,MM ( Master of Murders ), MF ( Master of Fraud),
MR, ( Master of Rape ), MS ( Master of Stupidity), MLM ( Master of Loud Mouth ) , and be
enlightened and become future thugs. Get Dr Kindi Chor's latest bestsellers at 50 % discount.
THE BEST SELLERS BY DR KINDI CHOR
1. An Introduction to Thuggery.
2. Goondaism- Past and Present.
3. A Marxist approach to Goondaism
4 A Handbook of Fraud.
5 A Killer's Companion
6 Goondies' Role in modern Goondaism.
7 Memoirs of The First Goondy.
8 101 Methods of Gold Smuggling
9 The A to Z of ATM Fraud,
10 Thattipu Nadu- a Criminals' Paradise
Visit us in person, or cotact :
Kindi Chor's Goonda Services
2, Lathi charge Avenue
C/O TeargasKonam and Water Cannon Streets
Thattippu puram -1
Thattippu Nadu
goonda @ goondamail.com
Kindy Chor's Goonda Services ( Ltd ) ,( Recognised by Thattippu Nadu Government ) proudly
announce our entry into the field of Super Luxury Guest House Services ( formerly known as
jails ) with attractive, user-friendly products and services.
We are proud patrons of all types of scum on earth; eg murderers, gangsters, rapists, mafias, goondas, armed robbers, fraudsters, human traffickers, drug smugglers etc etc, herafter called
Distinguished Guests ( DGs).
* Our services include the following :
* The supply of smart phones, drugs, liquor and various electronic gadgets to DGs
* We provide 24 hr services of national and international prostitutes for the entertainment
of our DGs.
* We provide the DGs with free medical aid, legal assistance and Insurance
BESIDES,
* We undertake all sorts of quotation killings, rape, assault, battery ( not of the car ),blackmail,
fraud, armed robbery, burglary etc etc.
* Kindi Chor's Academy offers graduate courses for young Goondas and Goondies in
the above-mentioned disciplines.
* Youngsters are cordially invited to join Kindy's Youth Movement ( KYM), the brain-child
of our founder and director, Dr Kindi Chor,MM ( Master of Murders ), MF ( Master of Fraud),
MR, ( Master of Rape ), MS ( Master of Stupidity), MLM ( Master of Loud Mouth ) , and be
enlightened and become future thugs. Get Dr Kindi Chor's latest bestsellers at 50 % discount.
THE BEST SELLERS BY DR KINDI CHOR
1. An Introduction to Thuggery.
2. Goondaism- Past and Present.
3. A Marxist approach to Goondaism
4 A Handbook of Fraud.
5 A Killer's Companion
6 Goondies' Role in modern Goondaism.
7 Memoirs of The First Goondy.
8 101 Methods of Gold Smuggling
9 The A to Z of ATM Fraud,
10 Thattipu Nadu- a Criminals' Paradise
Visit us in person, or cotact :
Kindi Chor's Goonda Services
2, Lathi charge Avenue
C/O TeargasKonam and Water Cannon Streets
Thattippu puram -1
Thattippu Nadu
goonda @ goondamail.com
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