SEATS FOR SALE
Kindi Chor's Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd) proudly announces our company's triumphant entry into the lucrative business of political horse trading, wholesale and retail.
We are the authorized agents for the sale of seats for the forthcoming elections in Thattippu Nadu (TN),ranging from Parliamentary seats to Panchayat seats.
We are a rip off company selling seats to
aspirants regardless of religion, caste, language, ethnicity, ideology, gender etc.
We believe strictly in cash, in containers or in trucks.
CONDITIONS
Applicants don't need any previous experience
in politics, but excellent track record in the
the following disciplines will give a competitive edge :
Murder, rape, gangsterism, Goondaism, smuggling, fraud, racketeering, hijacking, misappropriation
of public funds, nepotism, human trafficking,
counterfeiting, theft etc etc will be an extra
advantage.
* P
oliticians with registered skins ( tholikkatti) will get preference.
* Those who win the elections are assured of
advanced political horse trading, in the most
likely scenario of a hung parliament.
OUR OTHER SERVICES INCLUDE:
* We supply crowds for political rallies
at the rate of Rs 2 Lakh per 5000 people,
food, transport and liquor included.
* We are authorised suppliers of Kari oil,
ink, worn-out sandals, rotten eggs and rotten cabbages to be used against political
opponents.
* We arrange sting operations against political opponents using our specially-
trained squad of sexy Goondies equipped with
hidden cameras and seductive skills.
* We arrange paid news, paid interviews, paid opinion polls and paid disinformation.
* Above all, we arrange exclusive, paid election symbols for the elite, at a rate of
Rs 25 per symbol. These include donkey, snake,
scorpion, dog, hyena, vulture, crow, bat,
baboon, spider, mosquito, cockroach etc
N.B. The chameleon symbol is already sold out
in Kerala.
For further details, contact :
political horsetrading@kindi's.com
Kindi Chor's Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd) proudly announces our company's triumphant entry into the lucrative business of political horse trading, wholesale and retail.
We are the authorized agents for the sale of seats for the forthcoming elections in Thattippu Nadu (TN),ranging from Parliamentary seats to Panchayat seats.
We are a rip off company selling seats to
aspirants regardless of religion, caste, language, ethnicity, ideology, gender etc.
We believe strictly in cash, in containers or in trucks.
CONDITIONS
Applicants don't need any previous experience
in politics, but excellent track record in the
the following disciplines will give a competitive edge :
Murder, rape, gangsterism, Goondaism, smuggling, fraud, racketeering, hijacking, misappropriation
of public funds, nepotism, human trafficking,
counterfeiting, theft etc etc will be an extra
advantage.
* P
* Those who win the elections are assured of
advanced political horse trading, in the most
likely scenario of a hung parliament.
OUR OTHER SERVICES INCLUDE:
* We supply crowds for political rallies
at the rate of Rs 2 Lakh per 5000 people,
food, transport and liquor included.
* We are authorised suppliers of Kari oil,
ink, worn-out sandals, rotten eggs and rotten cabbages to be used against political
opponents.
* We arrange sting operations against political opponents using our specially-
trained squad of sexy Goondies equipped with
hidden cameras and seductive skills.
* We arrange paid news, paid interviews, paid opinion polls and paid disinformation.
* Above all, we arrange exclusive, paid election symbols for the elite, at a rate of
Rs 25 per symbol. These include donkey, snake,
scorpion, dog, hyena, vulture, crow, bat,
baboon, spider, mosquito, cockroach etc
N.B. The chameleon symbol is already sold out
in Kerala.
For further details, contact :
political horsetrading@kindi's.com
Thanks for reading. Please note a correction. The payment for an elite symbol is Rs 25 lakhs, not Rs 25.
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