GRAND CLEARANCE SALE ( SATIRE )
Kindy Chor's Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd ), in association with Gutternet News
Channel proudly announces a grand clearance sale of unused items resulting from
the Secretarait siege fiasco that was staged in Thattippupuram on 13 August.The
sale will start tomorrow in our premises at 2, Lathicharge Avenue. All are welcome.
PRICE LIST
1 Gutternet products
OLD PRICE NEW PRICE
Plain lies per bag Rs 2000-00 200-00
Jumbo lies Rs 2500-00 225-00
Lie Vada Rs 1600-00 600-00
Lie oothappam Rs 1200-00 120-00
Lie pollichathu Rs 5000-00 550-00
Rumour Rs 4000-00 800-00
Speculation (raw ) Rs 3500-00 325-00
Speculation ( roast ) Rs 2500-00 300-00
Hidden camera (ladies) Rs 30000-00 3000-00
Hidden camera (gents) Rs 25000-00 2500-00
2 Stones ( for stone throwing, per load )
unda kallu Rs 5000-00 550-00
cheelu kallu Rs 4000-00 425-00
mixed kallu Rs 3000-00 350-00
3 Liquid items
Tar ( per 10 litre can ) 1000-00 100-00
Mud 500-00 55-00
4 Thery ( foul language )
Thery nadan 2500-00 250-00
Kannoor style 3500-00 325-00
Alapuzha 2550-00 245-00
Thery clean 3500-00 325-00
Thery Kottayam 4500-00 445-00
Pala style ( rubberised) 6000-00 675-00
Poonjar style 5000-00 550-00
Thery ( Western )
eg bastard, f...k etc 7500-00 775-00
Thery ( sour ) 6000-00 660-00
N.B Charges for thery is per hour.
5. All kinds of black flags , XXL to mini available .Free training given for
black flag display. Broken lathis, broken shields, broken helmets ,damaged
barricades, chappals ( mixed pairs) also available.
6. All food items abandoned by the agitators, except onion, are available
at 50 % discount.
Home delivery * Free transport * free quotations
RUSH NOW ! LIMITED STOCKS *
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