kurian's New Age Blog

                                       GRAND  EXCHANGE FESTIVAL  ( SATIRE ) Due  to the skyrocketing  prices of onions and rotten eggs, Kindi  Chor's  Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd )  is launching  a Grand Exchange  Mela  tomorrow ,in our premises  opposite  Secretariat, Thattippupuram. All  are  welcome. ITEMS   FOR  EXCHANGE 1 rotten  egg                                1 onion 5 rotten  tomatoes                        ...

                THE   PSYCHOLOGY  OF THATTIPPU (OPINION )                      Duncan         There's no art          To find the mind's construction in the face:          He was a gentleman  on whom I built          An absolute  trust   ( Macbeth  Act I Scene 4 )         These  words of King Duncan, in Shakespeare's play, Macbeth,perfectly   fits all cases of fraud or betrayal. A fraud is a betrayal .In the play, Macbeth,  King Duncan is not talking about a fraud case involving money, but about  matters of state, in which ,one of his trusted nobles ,the Tha...

                               GRAND  CLEARANCE  SALE  ( SATIRE )     Kindy  Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Pvt Ltd ), in association  with Gutternet  News Channel  proudly   announces  a  grand  clearance  sale of unused items  resulting  from the  Secretarait  siege  fiasco that  was staged in Thattippupuram  on 13 August.The sale  will  start  tomorrow  in  our premises  at 2,  Lathicharge Avenue. All  are welcome.     PRICE  LIST   1    Gutternet   products                  OLD   PRICE       ...

                     The  Gutter Channel  Asianet  ( opinion ) This morning I watched  a sentence on Asianet TV screen ,which read:   " Solar  thattippu kesil  prathiyaya Ommen Chandiyude  sahayi  aayirunna  Joppante... This is the utter gutter style  developed by Asianet News Channel, which has become  a total disgrace to TV  journalism.For about two months, this channel  has been desperately trying to  tarnish the image of Oommen  Chandy, with little impact  on discerning  viewers.But  their dirty  tactics and dirty tricks  have huge impact on ignorant viewers. The above sentence is carefully  calculated and written to appear as if Oommen  Chandy  has already  been  charged. The gutter channel has been in the forefront to  humiliate  O...

      URGENTLY  REQUIRED : GOONDAS ( SATIRE )   Kindy  Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Pvt Ltd ) invites  qualified and experienced goondas to be deployed  by  the LDF  on  12 August  2013, to blockade  the State Secretariat and to intimidate  the general  public. Interested goondas please report  for walk-in interview  at  our offices  opposite  the Secretariat immediately. QUALIFICATIONS  AND  EXPERIENCE  *  B. A ( Bachelor  of Anarchy ) with Goondaism  and  Thuggery  as subsidiaries. *  Candidates with  experience in the following  disciplines  will have preference. *  Stone-pelting *  bomb making  *  car- smashing  *  arson *  masked  armed     robbery * foul  language *  51-cut  head chopping *  assault *  battery ...

                             FUTURE   ADVERTISEMENT  - 2   (  SATIRE)    KINDI   CHOR'S  GOONDA   SERVICES  ( Recognised  by  Thattippudesh  Government)    In  response  to huge  public  demand , we are  shifting to our newly-built  complex,   opposite  Secretariat, Thattippupuram, ( formerly  known as Thiruvananthapuram ) ,   Thattippudesh  (  formerly  known as Kerala ). The new complex is a state-of-the art    four storey building, covering  50000 square feet area.   SERVICES   OFFERED       All  kinds of  Goonda activities  undertaken, with professional  perfection, at  reasonable  rates. A speci...