A FUTURE ADVERTISEMENT ( SATIRE)

       A FUTURE   ADVERTISEMENT

ASIAN NEST ACADEMY OF DIRTY TRICKS

Applications are invited from plus 2 passed candidates for admissions to various
  Dirty Trick courses in our newly opened   academy.

Courses   offered:

1. Master of Hidden Camera Tricks ( MHCT)

2 Master   of   Impersonation       ( MI)

3 Master of Disinformation        ( MI )

4 Master of Speculation and Rumours ( MSR)

5 Master of Sting Operations   ( MSO )

6 Master of Black Flag Display. ( MBFD)

7 Master of Stone Throwing. ( MST )

8 Master of Effigy   Burning.   ( MEB)

9 Master of Thattippu. ( MT )

10. Master of Hartal    ( MH)

Campus selection assured. Please visit our website:www.dirtytricks.com or write
to; Asian Nest Academy of Dirty Tricks, Thozhuthilkuthu P.O, Thattippudesh, 47100,
( formerly known as Kerala )

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