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KINDI CHOR'S ACADEMY FOR THIEVES AND THUGS ( Recognised by Thattippu Nadu Government ) Applications are invited from eligible young Goondas and Goondies aged between 18 and 25 years , for admission to our newly-starting Degree Course ,Bachelor of Thieving and Thuggery,(BTT),a three-year course in the above-mentioned arts, which is designed to produce professionally qualified young thugs, who will be a thorn in the flesh of the general public. Kindi Chor's Academy is situated at our sprawling campus at Vagamon,on a 1000 acre estate,stolen from the government. We provide free education to young Goondas and Goondies who excel in their art. THE POINT SYSTEM In line with the philosophy of our founder, Dr Kindi Chor, our students are the cream of the best in the country, and to ensure fool-proof selection, we work on a system of credits/ points accrued due to past activities. An applicant should have a minimum of 50 points to qualify to appl...

KINDI CHOR'S GOONDA SERVICES LTD AUTHORISED QUOTATION KILLERS,FRAUDSTERS,SMUGGLERS,COUNTERFEITERS,HUMAN TRAFFICKERS,DRUG PEDDLERS ETC ( RECOGNISED BY THATTUPPU NADU GOVERNMENT ) REG.NO. GUND/TN/0001/ 2014 APPLICATION FOR QUOTATION KILLING SECTION A : APPLICANT'S DETAILS 1. Name in full ........................ 2. ID or passport Number .............. 3. Date of birth ....................... 4. place of birth ...................... 5. Citizenship ......................... 6. Residential address................... ( attach proof of residence ) 7. Postal address........................ 8. email address ........................... 9 Home Phone Number........................ 10 Mobile Number.............................. 11 Fax Number................................ 12 Language Preference....................... 13 Religion................................... 14 Marital status........................... 15 Criminal record,i...

                                                     ADVERTISEMENT Kindy  Chor's  Goonda  Services ( Ltd ) ,(  Recognised  by  Thattippu Nadu  Government ) proudly announce   our  entry into the field  of  Super Luxury  Guest House  Services ( formerly  known as jails ) with  attractive, user-friendly  products  and  services. We  are proud patrons of all types of scum on earth; eg  murderers, gangsters, rapists, mafias, goondas, armed  robbers, fraudsters, human traffickers, drug smugglers etc  etc,  herafter  called Distinguished  Guests  ( DGs). *   Our   servi...