I'M GOING TO DIE (satire) The events mentioned here happened in the year AD 2025.So there's no need of a disclaimer about persons living or dead. On a fine December morning in 2025,I was preparing to start my fortnightly ritual of dyeing my hair.It was the 40th year of this practice,so you can easily guess my age at this point in time.The process takes about an hour;so I was mixing the dye,watching TV news.The purpose of dyeing in the morning was to youthanise (make younger),as there was a wedding to attend that day.Suddenly,there was "BREAKING NEWS" as usual,with big font and a red background. "HIGH COURT BANS THE USE OF HAIR DYES",the breaking news unfolded.The dish and the brush dropped from my hands.My heart beat faster."The Kerala High Court has banned the manufacture,sale and use of hairdyes,because scientific research has established that they are harmful to the health of senior citizens.The order is issued with immedi...