The characters
1 Sam ( 55) A Malayalee teacher living in South Africa
2 Anne (50) Sam's wife
Three armed robbers, in their twenties
Scene 1
( A big, colonial-type mansion . It's 8 p.m. Sam and Anne are
relaxing ,watching Malayalam Channels. )
Anne
Did you lock the small gate ?
Sam
Oh,no. I forgot it.
Anne
Then go and lock it.
Sam
No. I'd rather leave it like that.It's too risky to step outside.
Besides, it won't make any difference.
Anne
Why ?
Sam
Nowadays nothing can prevent armed robbers from
entering a compound or from breaking into a house. High
walls, barbed wire, alarms, vicious dogs, security guards,
police, you name it, nothing is effective against thieves..
nothing.. This is thieves' own country.
Anne
But let's do our part. Go and lock that gate.
Sam
What for ? South Africa has gone to the dogs.There's no
safety anywhere. Six policemen killed this week! Can you
imagine? Every morning we wake up thanking God for
keeping us alive.
Anne
That's why I insist that we must leave here as soon as
possible.
Sam
You are right. But where to ? Kerala ? Today, Kerala isn't
much different.
Anne
It's far far better.
Sam
( pacing back and forth ) I used to think so, but now I have
second thoughts. Indeed Kerala and South Africa are twin
banana republics, or birds of the same feather.
Anne
What's a banana republic ?
Sam
You can define it in different ways. It's a lawless republic
where anyone can do anything, and get away with it.It's a
republic where crime and corruption pay.
Anne
How can you downgrade Kerala by comparing it with
South Africa ? It's unfair.
Sam
Anne, you are deluded. Kerala isn't the same country that
we left 35 years ago. Now, both literally and figuratively,
Kerala has gone to the dogs. Can you imagine, 5 lakh dogs
roaming the streets? People are robbed and killed in
their homes. While rhinos are poached here with impunity,
elephants are poached in Kerala. I don't see any difference.
In both countries, the criminals call the shots, and hold the
law-abiding people to ransom.
Anne
But Kerala is a dwarf in comparison with the giant that's
South Africa. Furthermore , the Rand is sliding down to
become a Nota..
Sam
Indeed that's most worrying . We are between the devil and
the deep sea .. .
Anne
Anyway, go and lock that gate.
Sam
No, it makes no difference. I think it's worthwhile to leave
everything unlocked. In that way, the cost of repairs can be saved.
( lights go out . Complete darkness)
This damned powercut. I forgot about it.Where's the torch
and the candles?
Anne
Near the phone. Use your cell phone.
( Sam moves in the room , with much difficulty.Finally, he
finds a candle and lights it.)
Sam
As we say in kerala, '' idivettiyavane pampu kadichu.''
( a man hit by lightning was bitten by a poisonous snake.")
It's freezing.
Anne
And it will last for four hours. It's a curse.
Sam
Yea, it's a sort of punishment ."A better life for all.''
What to do now? For ' early to beds' it's Ok. Let me find
some thick blankets. I'm shivering. ( He goes to the bedroom
and brings some thick blankets.)
Anne
The load shedding here is jumbo size, for four hours, whereas
in Kerala it's only half an hour. And this year, there's no load shedding. That's why I say Kerala is a better place.How do
we pass time ?
Sam
Let's do this; Imagine that we are on an Emirates flight from
Dubai to Kochi. Sleep peacefully ,dreaming about the nice
things waiting for you in Kerala.. a four -hour-flight.
Annie
Good idea. ( They fall asleep. After some time, the candle goes
out. It's total darkness. Suddenly, the noise of breaking glass is
heard. Sam wakes up )
Sam
Anne, did you hear any noise?
Anne
No, I didn't.
Sam
The candle is burnt out.
( He lights the cell phone. The sound of battery 'low')
Light your cell phone.
( Anne lights her cell phone. Pause)
( again, the noise of breaking glass )
Anne
Tsh ! I heard something.
( Suddenly, three masked robbers burst into the room. The leader
points a gun at Sam. Both Sam and Anne extremely shocked)
Robber 1
Hey, man, don't move. Don't do anything funny, or you die.
Be quick. Where's the money, where's the gold ? Give the keys.
Give the key of the safe... do you hear ?
Sam
Who are you ? Why do you come here? Leave us alone. There's
nothing here.
Robber 1
Hey, man, no talk... just do as I tell you... ( he seizes the keys,
cell phones, wallets etc. Removes watch, bangles , ear rings etc.They tie the hands of Sam and Anne behind, with cable ties)
Lie down and don't move! ( to Robber 3)
You stay on guard here, while we ransack the rooms.
( Robber 1 and 2 exit. Darkness again. Robber 3 lights a cigarette. Only the burning cigarette is visible.)
Scene 2
( In a bedroom, the two robbers are busy searching for valuables.
They put the things in a large bag.)
Robber 1
Check everywhere. Overturn the bed, and check under it for
any hidden gold or diamonds. Throw away this local perfumes.
Take only the foreign ones. Check inside the photo albums.
Robber 2
Ok, boss.
( Robber 1 opens a photo album. He examines it with
his torch. Pauses)
Robber 1
Hey, stop. Stop. We shall not proceed any further in this
enterprise.Put all the things where you found them.
Robber 2
What ? Are you crazy? Why stop, after taking the risk?
Robber 1
I shall explain everything later. ( shows the album ) You
see this group photo. You see here.It's me. eight years ago.
This couple taught me at school. That's why...
Robber 2
Remember, we don't entertain sentiments..
Robber 1
( pointing gun) You shut up. and put the things where you found them. Quick..( They put the things back)
Scene 3
( In the TV room. It's dark. Enter Robber 1 and 2)
Robber 1
Untie them quickly.
Robber 3
Why? Are you crazy?
Robber 1
No questions. Do it.
( He also joins in to untie Sam and Anne.)
Sorry sir, it was a mistake. We entered the wrong house.
You know, the darkness... I didn't mean to hurt you.
Sam
But why ?
( Robber 1 puts some money on the table.)
Robber 1
This is for the window glass. ( They exit )
Sam
Are you hurt ?
Anne
No. I wonder why they left abruptly.
Sam
I'm clueless. Was it real, or a bad
dream ?
Anne
I don't know.
( CURTAIN)
Anne
And it will last for four hours. It's a curse.
Sam
Yea, it's a sort of punishment ."A better life for all.''
What to do now? For ' early to beds' it's Ok. Let me find
some thick blankets. I'm shivering. ( He goes to the bedroom
and brings some thick blankets.)
Anne
The load shedding here is jumbo size, for four hours, whereas
in Kerala it's only half an hour. And this year, there's no load shedding. That's why I say Kerala is a better place.How do
we pass time ?
Sam
Let's do this; Imagine that we are on an Emirates flight from
Dubai to Kochi. Sleep peacefully ,dreaming about the nice
things waiting for you in Kerala.. a four -hour-flight.
Annie
Good idea. ( They fall asleep. After some time, the candle goes
out. It's total darkness. Suddenly, the noise of breaking glass is
heard. Sam wakes up )
Sam
Anne, did you hear any noise?
Anne
No, I didn't.
Sam
The candle is burnt out.
( He lights the cell phone. The sound of battery 'low')
Light your cell phone.
( Anne lights her cell phone. Pause)
( again, the noise of breaking glass )
Anne
Tsh ! I heard something.
( Suddenly, three masked robbers burst into the room. The leader
points a gun at Sam. Both Sam and Anne extremely shocked)
Robber 1
Hey, man, don't move. Don't do anything funny, or you die.
Be quick. Where's the money, where's the gold ? Give the keys.
Give the key of the safe... do you hear ?
Sam
Who are you ? Why do you come here? Leave us alone. There's
nothing here.
Robber 1
Hey, man, no talk... just do as I tell you... ( he seizes the keys,
cell phones, wallets etc. Removes watch, bangles , ear rings etc.They tie the hands of Sam and Anne behind, with cable ties)
Lie down and don't move! ( to Robber 3)
You stay on guard here, while we ransack the rooms.
( Robber 1 and 2 exit. Darkness again. Robber 3 lights a cigarette. Only the burning cigarette is visible.)
Scene 2
( In a bedroom, the two robbers are busy searching for valuables.
They put the things in a large bag.)
Robber 1
Check everywhere. Overturn the bed, and check under it for
any hidden gold or diamonds. Throw away this local perfumes.
Take only the foreign ones. Check inside the photo albums.
Robber 2
Ok, boss.
( Robber 1 opens a photo album. He examines it with
his torch. Pauses)
Robber 1
Hey, stop. Stop. We shall not proceed any further in this
enterprise.Put all the things where you found them.
Robber 2
What ? Are you crazy? Why stop, after taking the risk?
Robber 1
I shall explain everything later. ( shows the album ) You
see this group photo. You see here.It's me. eight years ago.
This couple taught me at school. That's why...
Robber 2
Remember, we don't entertain sentiments..
Robber 1
( pointing gun) You shut up. and put the things where you found them. Quick..( They put the things back)
Scene 3
( In the TV room. It's dark. Enter Robber 1 and 2)
Robber 1
Untie them quickly.
Robber 3
Why? Are you crazy?
Robber 1
No questions. Do it.
( He also joins in to untie Sam and Anne.)
Sorry sir, it was a mistake. We entered the wrong house.
You know, the darkness... I didn't mean to hurt you.
Sam
But why ?
( Robber 1 puts some money on the table.)
Robber 1
This is for the window glass. ( They exit )
Sam
Are you hurt ?
Anne
No. I wonder why they left abruptly.
Sam
I'm clueless. Was it real, or a bad
dream ?
Anne
I don't know.
( CURTAIN)
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