kurian's New Age Blog

SEATS FOR SALE Kindi Chor's Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd) proudly announces our company's triumphant entry into the lucrative business of political horse trading, wholesale and retail. We are the authorized agents for the sale of seats for the forthcoming elections in Thattippu Nadu (TN),ranging from Parliamentary seats to Panchayat seats. We are a rip off company selling seats to aspirants regardless of religion, caste, language, ethnicity, ideology, gender etc. We believe strictly in cash, in containers or in trucks. CONDITIONS Applicants don't need any previous experience in politics, but excellent track record in the the following disciplines will give a competitive edge : Murder, rape, gangsterism, Goondaism, smuggling, fraud, racketeering, hijacking, misappropriation of public funds, nepotism, human trafficking, counterfeiting, theft etc etc will be an extra advantage. * P oliticians with registered skins ( tholikkatti)

It has been a long time since I have had any conversation with Appu,my cat and Ram, the yellow weaver bird. Of late, Appu has become very lazy,due to the early cold signs of Winter, even though Winter is far away. I'm not in talking terms with Ram because he has wasted 7 months building nests, only to dismantle them one by one. I don't know why he has toiled for 7 months. Now he has come full circle, ie he has started a nest where he began in August last year. Most probably, he'll migrate after dismantling the present one. In the past two months,North West Province has been blessed with unpreceded, abundant rains. In February, 300 mm rain fell here in 4 days. There are high expectations of a bumper harvest this year, which will be positive for the country's economy. At noon, I sat with Appu and Ram, in my vegetable garden.The heavy rains have transformed the garden into a centre of wild growth of tomatoes, beans, okra,pumpkin, chilies etc.The to