GRAND EXCHANGE FESTIVAL ( SATIRE ) Due to the skyrocketing prices of onions and rotten eggs, Kindi Chor's Goonda Services ( Pvt Ltd ) is launching a Grand Exchange Mela tomorrow ,in our premises opposite Secretariat, Thattippupuram. All are welcome. ITEMS FOR EXCHANGE 1 rotten egg 1 onion 5 rotten tomatoes 1 onion 10 rotten bananas 1 onion 4 rotten cabbages 1 onion 5 rotten apples 1 onion 1 US dollar 1 onion AGITATOR'S KINDI KIT This attractive package, very popular with agitators, is available at 50% discount. The package includes 10 rotten eggs, 100 stones, 10 black flags, 2 Oommen Chandy/ Saritha T shirts, and above all, 2 Kindi ( kundi? ) pads to soften lathi adi. BESTSELLERS BY OUR FOUNDER DR KINDI CHOR The bestselle